Thursday, April 8, 2010

:. Non verbal communication

Mr. Bean rushes to school. Him and the man sitting beside him pull pencils out of their pockets. The man tries to out do Mr. Bean by pulling more pencils than him out, then Mr. Bean pulls more pencils than him and also other things. Mr. Bean opens his test and is very confused and does not know what to do while the man beside him works. Mr. Bean tries to cheat of the man, but the man throws away his work and starts a new paper so Mr. Bean tries to cheat again. He continues to try to cheat by blowing the mans paper, grabbing the paper, and throwing his pen down and going around the desk. He gives up. Then when the end of the time for the test comes around, he realises he had been doing the wrong test and hurries to do it but time is up. He goes somewhere to try to tan and tries to change next to another guy and struggles to change so he doesn't see but then finds out that the man is blind. He goes to church. He looks round bored and starts to snezze then snezzes and makes a scene about it. He can not sit still and listen. He falls asleep and wakes up in shock and does it again except he falls in the floor this time. He tries to open candy without disterbing people around him but finds a way to. He proceeds to sing with the people of the church and distracts people as normal. He listens to a man play his instrument on a street and dances with him then takes money a person throws down for them. He walks into a store after looking at a credit card and goes in to shop but is choked up by the smells of the store and goes on to a different department. He tries out a tooth brush in the store then puts it in his basket with a towel he used in the store. He proceeds to keep testing items out around the store. He goes to a fancy resturant tastes the wine then doesn't get more because he says he has to drive. He taps on all the glasses with his silverware. His food comes and he doesnt like it but he acts like he does when the waiters come around but when they go away he hides the food in things on the table and under plates and in bread. He trips a waiter then gets moved tables but still gets served the same raw steak. He is dressed up in a room of other people dressed up waiting for something and a man checks his breath so Mr. Bean thinks he should to and goes to alot of trouble to make sure his smells good then starts messing with his teeth and pulls a thread out of a womens dress to flaws his teeth. He sees that a man has things he doesnt have so he makes it so he does while making a fool of himself. He gets his hand stuck in his fly when the person everyone was waiting on shows up so he head buts her. He goes to a pool and tries to go down the little kid slide when a lifeguard whistles at him to stop, so he runs away and sees the diving board. He climbs to the highest part and gets scared and wont jump so he lays down and crawls to the edge. Kids come up behind him so he tries to force himself to jump. He is still scared and crawls around the board and inches off until he is hanging by his arms. The lifeguard sees him and the kid steps on his hands so he falls off into the water, he loses his shorts in the water and a girl grabs them and runs away. The lifeguard says for everyone to get out of the pull so Mr. Bean stays in because he has no shorts. He gets out then a crowd of girls walks in and everyone runs away. He cant get out of the parking garage so he waits til someone opens the gate and then drives at them fast so they back up after the gate comes up. He goes to a park and sits beside a man on a bench. The man is eating a small sandwich so Mr. Bean pulls out a loaf of bread and cuts it into pieces with scissors. He washes the lettus for the bread in a water fountain then dries it in his sock. He crushes pepper for his sandwich by smashing it with his shoe and makes tea with milk and sneezes and spills it everywhere. He goes to the movies and sits next to a girl and messes with her the whole time scaring her. Then tries to leave because he is to scared and throws his popcorn everywhere til its all gone then puts the bag over his head and when itts over he grabs the girls hand but her and isnt in her sleeve so he screams and he screams.

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